Ever wanted to make Shepherd’s Pie but need it portion sized so you do not eat it all in one sitting? Or more likely, and how I invented this recipe, do you have bell peppers you need to use up but are too lazy to do more than just cut them in half. Have no fear! Those bell peppers can serve the dual purpose of being an edible bowl and providing portion control in this simple recipe for Shepherd’s Peppers.
Don’t have peppers and give no shits about potion control? Well lucky for you, just make this recipe in a baking dish and enjoy a normal Shepherd’s Pie. Now let’s get started.
Ingredients:
- 4 potatoes
- 1 cup TVP or package of vegan beef crumbles
- Frozen vegetables (peas and carrot mix is my favorite)
- 1 can Rotel tomatoes
- Dairy-free milk
- Vegan butter or margarine
- Flour
- 2 tsp Herbs de provence or oregano
- Garlic Powder
- Salt
- Pepper
- Bell peppers
First step is make mashed potatoes. I am so lazy I have found a way to make mashed potatoes without peeling a single potato or even using a masher. So for those of you that haven’t brushed your teeth in over twelve hours, and/or have not changed clothes in five days, here is the recipe for you!
The Laziest Mashed Potatoes in History
- Take four potatoes and wash each of them.
- Cut a slit in the potatoes going around the entire center of them. This slit should be only 1/4 inch deep and can technically be on any part of the potato as long as it goes all the way around.
- Cover the potatoes in water in a large pot and bring water to a boil. Boil for 40 minutes.
- Drain potatoes by keeping the potatoes in the pot and just pouring out all the water.
- Mash the potatoes with a fork, or a masher if you a privileged enough to own one.
- To make mashing easier, and make the potatoes delicious, add at least 4 tablespoons of vegan butter or margarine and 1/2 cup of non-dairy milk. Stir this into the potatoes. Add additional butter and milk until the potatoes are your preferred level of creaminess.
- Season potatoes with a lot of garlic powder! I have yet to add too much garlic powder. The more the better, but it is all based on your taste preferences. I also season with salt and pepper. Just keep tasting the potatoes until they are the flavor you want. Feeling spicy? Through some cayenne or red pepper flakes in there too. Get wild.
- Now set aside potatoes and let’s make the Shepherd’s Pie filling
Shepherd’s Pie Filling
- I use TVP because it is 1/3 the price of vegan beef crumbles and is pantry stable. You can purchase it on Amazon, at a grocery store (although each grocery store puts it in a different aisle), or in the bulk section of some places like Whole Foods. So if using TVP measure out a cup into a large mixing bowl and hydrate it in 1 cup of warm water. Too lazy to wait for water to be warm? Use any temperature water, let it sit for a bit, and then microwave it for a minute at a time until the water is absorbed.
*If you are one of those privileged people that used a masher for your potatoes, maybe you are rich enough to afford vegan beef crumbles too. For you, just let the crumbles thaw and dump in a large mixing bowl. - Add your favorite frozen veggies like green peas and carrots. I add about 4 oz. of frozen vegetables to this mix. Have an onion rotting away in the fridge? You can add that in too if you want. Any veggie will work and this is a great way to cook items that are close to spoiling.
- Dump 1 can of Rotel tomatoes in and stir everything together.
- If using TVP add at least 1 tablespoon of soy sauce for some salt and umami.
- Season with about 2 tsp. herbs de provence. Woah! That got fancy real quick! Don’t have that? I hope you have oregano. Just use that.
- Add 2 tablespoons of flour and stir so the flour is evenly coating everything. I never even measure the flour at this step. Just keep adding until everything in your mixing bowl has flour on it.
- Season with salt. Hopefully you know how salty you like things. Sometimes I do not even add salt and let the mashed potatoes provide all the salt content.
Assemble the Shepherd’s Peppers
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Cut bell peppers in half and remove the stem and seeds with your hands.
- Optional: bake peppers for 10 minutes. I like my peppers soft when the recipe is complete. If you want them to be crunchy and maintain their shape better don’t worry about this step.
- Scoop filling into the peppers until the pepper is full.
- Scoop mashed potatoes on top of filling. Go crazy because the potatoes are the best part.
- Bake for 20 minutes. Guess what, you also could just eat it now. Technically it is vegan so if you are starving save one as an appetizer. It definitely tastes better baked though.
- Let cool and garnish with some green stuff like parsley, cilantro, spinach, or kale.
- Store leftover filling and mashed potatoes in fridge for later. You can eat each on its own, assemble a small shepherd’s pie, or put it on top of tater tots and bake because that’s what I always do in doubt.
Hope y’all enjoy this recipe! It is easy to make, inexpensive, and uses a lot of ingredients readily available during a global pandemic.